if you woke up saw me laying next to you would you ??
- A: go back to sleep
- B: tell me to get out
- C: call the cops
- D: cuddle with me
- E: have sex with me
- F: make out
- G: roll over
- H: talk
- reblog and reply to see what you would do
you can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis
